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Turn your oven to 425°F (220°C) and put parchment on 2 cookie sheets.
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Get a big pot of water bubbling. Throw in plenty of salt and drop in the potatoes. Let them cook about 10 minutes till they're soft when poked.
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Dump out the water and put potatoes on a baking sheet. Gently squash each one with a fork or measuring cup. Leave room between them. Pour 1 1/2 tbsp oil over top and sprinkle lots of salt and pepper.
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Put potatoes on the lowest oven rack for 20 minutes. Flip them over and cook another 10-15 minutes until they're crispy and golden on the edges.
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On your other tray, lay out the Brussels sprouts and shallots. Add some salt and pepper, pour about 1 tbsp oil on top and mix everything. Cook on the middle rack for 15 minutes.
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Throw the kale strips onto the Brussels sprouts tray and mix it all with your tongs. Cook 5 more minutes till the kale gets soft.
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While everything's cooking, throw the garlic, vinegar, black pepper, hot flakes, white pepper, mustard, lemon juice and zest, salt, tree syrup, and oil in a jar. Shake it hard or whisk until it's smooth and creamy. Try it and add more of whatever you think it needs.
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Put the crunchy potatoes on the tray with the Brussels sprouts and kale. Add the green soybeans, chives, and pour about a third of the dressing over it all. Mix until everything's coated.
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Scoop the salad into bowls and pour on more of that tangy pepper dressing if you want.